CHAT UP LINES 

1. I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package
4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
6. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
7. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
8. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a st*ffy. 
9. Girl, if you were a porch I'd take out all the nails and screw ya.
10. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning. 
11. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
12. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions? 
13. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
14. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
15. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
16. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
17. I know milk does a body good, but D*MN, how much have you been drinking?
18. Wanna come over for some pizza and s*x? No? What you don't like pizza?
19. Do you sleep on your stomach at night? Can I???
20. I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this 
    cheap motel room.



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