kids wisdom.txt


Never trust a dog to watch your food  - Patrick, 10

When you Dad is mad and asks you "do I look stupid?", don't answer him - Michael, 14

Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a cricket bat - Joel, 10

Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a TicTac - Andrew, 9

When your mum is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair - Taylia, 11

Never allow your 3 year old brother in the same room as your homework - Tracey, 14

You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk - Armir, 9

Don't wear polka dot underwear under white shorts - Kellie, 11

Don't sneeze in front of your mum when you're eating a cracker - Mitchell, 12

If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse - Naomi, 15

Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick - Lauren, 9

Never tell your mum her diets not working - Michael, 14

If you get a bad school report, show it to your mum when she's on the phone - Alyesha, 13