New jobs for redundant IT staff

IT Director - Property Sales
IT Manager - Gardner
Web Site Designer - Decorator
Network Engineer - Cable layer
Sys Admin - Cleaner
DBA - Data Entry Clerk
Programmer - Accountant
Recruitment 'Consultants' - Dixons (Sales)
Data Centre Operator - Burger King (Cooking)
PC Support - Burger King (Sales)
Help Desk - Sex chat line (gay, if poss)
Email 'Support' - Live targets for the army

...I can't think of any others at the mo!

[billos.net - june 2002]